bloated by 8pm, every single day?
kiki tells you what's doing it. scan your food, get a bloat score before you eat, and find the foods that are actually yours to worry about — with a very pink cat on your side.
sound familiar?
know before you eat it
point kiki at a plate, a menu, or a barcode — before you order. she scores it 0–100 for your tummy and says why in one honest sentence: "yeah, probably — mostly the garlic, and there's a lot of it."
find your triggers — not a list off the internet
everyone's different. kiki matches what you ate with how you felt after — and until a food has earned it, she says so out loud: "usually safe · not yours yet." receipts, not vibes.
a buddy, not a food cop
no calories, no guilt, no red pen. just a very pink cat who's happy you showed up — earn aura by checking in, spend it kitting her out, and let her hype you through the annoying part.
